I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker, and work in a paying fucking gold claim. And not the US Government saying I'm trespassing, or the savage fucking
red man himself, or any of these limber-dick cocksuckers passing themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me.
Starting with Custer getting himself massacred, it's been one thing after another. Leaves the godless savage cocksucker Sioux on the warpath. If that long-haired loudmouth had held his end up, we could be operating here in peace.