Starting with Custer getting himself massacred, it's been one thing after another. Leaves the godless savage cocksucker Sioux on the warpath. If that long-haired loudmouth had held his end up, we could be operating here in peace.
I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker, and work in a paying fucking gold claim. And not the US Government saying I'm trespassing, or the savage fucking
red man himself, or any of these limber-dick cocksuckers passing themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me.